Озабоченный клиент
(Operator) Do you speak english?
(Visitor) -Yes
(Operator) -Name?
(Visitor) – Abdul al-Rhasib
(Operator) -Sex?
(Visitor) -Three to five times a week.
(Operator) -No, no…I mean male or female?
(Visitor) -Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
(Operator) – Holy cow!
(Visitor) – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
(Operator) – But isn’t it hostile?
(Visitor) – Horse style, doggy style, any style!
(Operator) – Oh dear!
(Visitor) – No, no! Deer runs too fast..))